Welcome to my daily political musings. Grab a cup of coffee, sit back and enjoy!
What the hell is a black Nazi?
Answer: The North Carolina Lieutenant Governor.
Even the Orange Nazi doesn’t want to campaign with the guy. JD doesn’t even want to be seen with him. There have been rumors for a week or so about Mark’s porn consumption. A clerk from a porn store in North Carolina reported that Mark came by five nights a week and often even brought a pizza.
The skinny seems to be that Mark has a thing for trans sex. I doubt that it’s necessary to explain why this is not compatible with expectations for a governor of any state. I’m not sure that Mark is all that worried about expectations because he has opinions. Strange opinions.
For example, he would like to go back to a time when women couldn’t vote. He’s been accused of saying that slavery was not a bad thing. He claimed some people need to be slaves. I suppose a fellow with those qualifications should be allowed to watch as much porn and eat as much pizza as he wants.
For me personally? I don’t want him as the governor who lets the dogs out.
The problem for the Orange Nazi and JD is Donny and Fam have been tooting this dude’s horn for the last few years. Donny even said he was the future of the Republican Party. Donny and Mark have a lot in common, I suppose.
They both have some rather personal sexual proclivities. They’re both nazi sympathizers. They both have a noticeable disdain for women. They’re both Republican. They’re both so sure they’re the gods’ gift to humanity, particularly the female portion of humanity.
I don’t know why neither of these guys wouldn’t be shoo-ins for any office they might desire. I’m sure the secretarial staff of any organization would be delighted to serve them as the lords and masters they are.
That could be one way this interactive story could conclude. Another way would be for Kamala and Coach to win in a landslide.
If for no other reason than to rub Donny’s nose in what a loser he is. The nation owes him that one just for Covid.